lul,k

sigur rós fazem música para game of thrones, e ninguém me diz nada?!

rachel ♥

eu a chorar pela morte de um personagem ficcional, parte 1000, a pior

 

nunca chorei tanto a morte de um boneco…

porquê, seth? porquê o brian? :(

LOL

happy valentine’s day with that 70’s show xD

                

                

Michael Kelso, you just made my day ;D

JD, he just gets me

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oh barney, you so funny!

   

   

   

What really grinds my gears #8

Uma pessoa esforça-se, despeja sangue e suor, gasta tempo no raio do Photoshop para fazer o raio de uma coisa realmente BOA que faça rir as pessoas, faz upload no 9gag, e tem o quê? 99 likes. Entretanto aparece uma attention whore que espeta com uma foto das mamas lá, de repente está com 30473 likes (número aleatório, sim). Acho que sim, que é motivo para me apetecer partir as cabecinhas dos utilizadores todos que não gostaram do meu post.

http://9gag.com/gag/1507979 (se quiserem dar uma vista de olhos)

hyde

“I love you” stages

   

   

another tumblr-like-post, I’m sorry!

♥

 

 

 

- So what happens now?

- What do you want to happen?

- I don’t know.

lemonade

“There was a girl who could only live on lemonade. Or her parents were really old and rubbish and just kept giving it to her to the point where she couldn’t have anything else. Or they were really nice and only gave it to her because they really liked her. I can’t decide that bit but she could only live on lemonade. If she didn’t have lemonade, she’d die. And her parents were going to die soon too because they had something wrong with them that their blood was blue or something like that. And she had a brother but he was really stupid, though, no one really cared about him. They just wanted their little girl to live. The only trouble is, no one thought about her brother. She was in a bottle, he was on his own, no one thought about him. They just left him. So he sat by her, her brother, he sat by her in the bottle and ‘cause lemonade helped her eyesight, she could see him really clearly through the sides, even though the grass was as thick as his skull. And ‘cause it was the countryside, there was nothing for him to eat, nothing for him to buy and he was starving. And she could see that and there was no one looking after him, cause he was a bit stupid, couldn’t really look after himself, and it kept on raining so he was getting a bit rusty. She was having an amazing time with the lemonade but she knew she had to help him, so she swam to the surface but she couldn’t get out, it was too far away, this bottle was too big. She knew she had to do something, he was getting worse, and worse, and worse, and he was really hungry and thirsty and he started eating grass and puking up all the time. So she tried to think of some plan for him but she couldn’t. All she knew is that he needed her with him. All she could do was watch him puke his guts up on the other side of the glass. But then bingo, she knew. She started to drink and she drank, and she drank, and she drank. And this was a lot of lemonade, enough to last her till she died, cause her parents wanted her to live for ages but she drank, every last drop, until she was in an empty bottle but that was no good, she still couldn’t get out. But that was okay, because she just waited until she had a big one stored up. Because she drank all the pop, she drank all the lemonade. And then she started to fart. It was slow at first but then it was really loud and hard. She blew her way out of the bottle, straight from the top, like a rocket. Then she stopped her brother eating grass and they went and found a nice little house to live in together, her and her brother. And it turned out drinking all that lemonade had cured her because she never wanted it again. She had orange for the rest of her life.”

adorei demasiado para não partilhar!

adoro tanto

Cassie: “Do you know what hurts most about a broken heart?  Not being able to remember how you felt before. Try and keep that feeling, because if it goes you’ll never get it back.”

Chris: “What happens then?”

Cassie: “You lay waste to the world…and everything in it.”

feelings sure are stupid.

 

“Change. It’s a wonderful thing. Look, you know how subatomic particles don’t obey physical laws? They act according to chance, chaos, coincidence. They run into each other in the middle of the universe somewhere and bang! Energy! We’re the same as that. That’s the great thing about the universe: unpredictable. That’s why it’s so much fun.”

Tony, Skins

joey & phoebe :D

Joey: So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
Phoebe: Oh we do, but not just yet.
Joey: Really?! Well, when?
Phoebe: Okay umm, well, first Chandler and Monica will get married and be filthy rich by the way. Yeah. But it wont work out.
Joey: Wow.
Phoebe: I know. Then, Im gonna marry Chandler for the money and youll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids.
Joey: Great!
Phoebe: But then we ditch those two and thats when we get married. Well have Chandler’s money and Rachel’s kids and getting custody will be easy because of Rachel’s drinking problem.
Joey: Oh! Oh! What about Ross?
Phoebe: I don’t want to go into the whole thing, but umm, we have words and I kill him.

aaaai, gosto tanto!

:3

us. 8 days from today.

obrigada, friends.

Hoje foi o primeiro dia em muitos em que não acordei com a música “Ponte do Rio Kwai” na cabeça. Então fui ver “Friends”. E o episódio começou assim:

 

 

ಠ_ಠ
damn.

cook ♥