feeling pretty nerd, right now…

Atenção aos sites que estão abertos :D
(para o caso de não conseguirem ver: 9GAG, Hotmail, Youtube, Cyanide and Happiness, Everything Harry Potter, Star Wars gifs, Comixed, Memebase, Very Demotivational, GraphJam, Memebase After Dark)

AMEN ♥ :’)

adoro!

“You know who your real friends are when you don’t fix yourself up before they arrive.”

 

SO TRUE! :D (assim de repente, ocorreram-me a Pipas, o Afonso e o Maçãs ^^)

:D

R.I.P. bocadinho de Maçãs

Parece que ainda ontem mo passaste para as mãos… Parece que ainda ontem o meti ao pescoço…

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

é ridículo, mas eu estou mesmo triste :(

BOCADINHO DE MAÇÃS
2009 (pelo que eu percebi) - 2011

(sinto-me tão despida sem ele!)

best of “dear…”

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic.

 

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada.

 

Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely
Michael Jackson.

 

Dear Studentes,
I know when you’re texting.
Sincerely, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.

 

Dear Yahoo,
I’ve never heard anyone say “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…”. Just saying.
Sincerely,
Google.

 

Dear Dora,
You’re bilingual at age 4, and you seriously can’t see the damn orange tree?!
Sincerely, it’s right there!

Dear CatDog,
Please tell me how you poop. I have wondered for so long.
Sincerely,
A confused fan.

 

Dear Sirius Black,
What’s your middle name?
Sincerely, I hope it’s Lee.

Dear Bella,
They have sex on True Blood all the time.
Sincerely, Edward’s just not that into you.

now, it’s like…

cada vez tenho menos paciência para certas coisas.

;)

Dear parents,

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.

Sincerely, it’s not our fault, it’s how you raised us.

 

:’)

  “Never say goodbye, because saying goodbye means going away. And going away means forgetting.”

   Peter Pan.